Forget everything I said disparaging residents who would complain about disgusting, destructive and miserable students in the ghetto.
My car happened to spend the night in a driveway on Hickory Street. When I found it this morning, I was appalled to discover that the antenna of my lovely, eight-year-old Corolla had been bent over in half! By students, no doubt!
Hang them all! They need to be taught a lesson.
Although… I think I might be getting better reception now.
Heh. Sorry to hear about the vandalism problems, but at least you’ve got better reception!